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We're all about bums on seats!
Meet our team
we're here to ensure you get the satisfaction you need.
Captain Cockburn
Our Captain wakes at the crack of Dawn, ready to take you all on board. He navigates through life one cockpit at a time, so relax and let him fly you to the moon.
The Captain is celebrating 40 years with unbeatable Derri-Air.
Flight attendants
Fanny Fiddler
Ophelia Cox
Dawn Woody - Baggage handler
He'll treat your packages with care.
DerriAir - Happy Ending options
Our destinations
Europe
Middlefart - Denmark
Condom - France
Clit - Romania
Fugging - Austria
Cunter - Switzerland
USA
Bowlegs- Oklahoma
Intercourse - Pennsylvania
Fart - Virginia
French Lick - Indiana
Hygiene - Colorado
Stiffknee Knob - North Carolina
Climax - Georgia
Australasia
Blowhard - VIC
Come by Chance - NSW
Disappointment Islands - NZ
United Kingdom
Bell End
Fingeringhoe
Pratts Bottom
Titty Ho
Wet Wang
Lickey End
Lower Swell
Great Cockup
You recommend arriving at least two hours ahead of my flight - what happens if I come early?
Don't be embarrassed - we have lounge facilities where you can relax and even take a shower if you need to
Can I smoke on DerriAir?
You can! Please ask the Captain if you need to bum a fag
What if I have extra baggage?
Nothing is too big for DerriAir - we can always fit your junk in the trunk.
Q and A
What about if I'm late coming?
No problem! But you may need to use the rear entrance
What can I do if I have a tight connection?
Simply ask a flight attendant to lend a hand - they'll do their best to get you off quickly.
Do DerriAir offer any extras?
We do - ask any of our willing staff about joining our Mile High Club
ordered the fish but was served the sausage - the cream pie made up for it though.
The Trolley dollies were well past their prime and seemed highly incompetent. Do not recommend
Read our reviews
The Captain couldn't have been more accommodating. He bent over backwards to make sure I was satisfied
Came early but still had to use the rear entrance.
I caught an STI off one of the staff but I'm not sure which one
I was supposed to be going from Intercourse to Climax but ended up on Disappointment Island. Probably won't come again
Never get a bum deal with DerriAir - all our seats are well padded with premium seating at the rear
The bottom line - we're behind you all the way!
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